Have you ever had to dedicate an entire day to clean your smallish house and realized, only then, how freaking filthy it was? Tell me this has happened to you, otherwise I’m a disaster.
The good news is that right now I’m watching That 70’s Show re-runs and having a drink. The bad news is that I still have some laundry, folding, and sweeping to do.
But really folks, how does dust get everywhere so fast. I swear I dusted, like, two weeks ago.
By the way, it took me three hours to clean the kitchen. No one is allowed to eat in there, ever.