If You Hug Me, I’ll Punch Your Face

E-hugs included, apparently.

I don’t like to talk about the silliness that sometimes happens at the station, but I’m doing it today.

If you are easily offended, stop reading because I’m naming names, baby!

Like many stations mine has a no cursing or personal attacks policy on its facebook page, and sometimes you have to remind people. That is exactly what I did this week.

faces, please remember we have a code of conduct on our facebook page. no personal attacks or cursing. your comment will be deleted and you may be blocked from the group if this continues. hugs— mg

A hilarious number of people took issue with my “hugs”. And by took issue, I mean expressed an incongruous amount of rage.

Dang, people don’t like funny sometimes…or ever, apparently.

Maybe I’m just not funny.

No, no, what am I thinking? That is clearly impossible. I mean, look at you. You’re laughing. You’re showing this blog to your friends. I’m hilarious. Clearly.

Ok. I realize I never named names, but I needed to hook you.

So, consider yourself hooked or hoodwinked as the case may be.

Man, I thought the whole hooked/ hoodwinked thing would work better or rhyme or something. I’ve clearly been drinking, but I haven’t, but I have, but really I haven’t, Mom.

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